- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Chlamydia

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Jesus Christ

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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