- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Pain Olympics.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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