- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Emily Walker.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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