- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Go away still nothing to see

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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