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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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