what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Cancer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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