- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why dont they make black forks

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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