- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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