- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Pain Olympics.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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