Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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