- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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