What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Women's professional sports

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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