- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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