roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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