- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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