- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Cheese

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

your mom was so fat that she died.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you win a game try your best

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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