Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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