- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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