- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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