- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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