- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

scraggle is in you pillow case

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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