- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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