Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Women's professional sports

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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