A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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