- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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