- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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