a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Jovan

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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