XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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eoin burgin is fat

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Anti Joke

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