- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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