- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man did not like this site

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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