A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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