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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

womens rights

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

womens rights

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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