Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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I'm Polish.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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