- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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