- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Your're racist.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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