- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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