- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead