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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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