- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

homosexual rights to marriage

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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