Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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