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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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