- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."