Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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