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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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