- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Tony Romo

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Jimmy Saville

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

69...you know how awkward this is now...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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