What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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