What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Barack Obama is a good president.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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