- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

my penis

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing