- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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