- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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