- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

I'm Polish.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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