- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

quantum physics?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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