- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Potassium? K.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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