Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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