- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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