Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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