- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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