Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how much fish could a chicken

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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