A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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