- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Weaner

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My dog barks when someones at the door.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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