Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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