What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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