- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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