- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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