*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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