a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Anti Joke

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