What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Anti Joke

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