A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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I agree

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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