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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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