- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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