- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

school homewrok

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??