What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Anti Joke

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